Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Random Fact:

I hate eggs.





No matter how much perfect protein, vitamins, A, B or D they contain and no matter how many ways you can cook them and how inexpensive they are, I have come to the conclusion they are completely disgusting.

Yes, I know they are an important ingredient of cakes, cookies, casseroles and salads. I don't plan on omitting them because when you eat cookies you cannot taste the egg. The the worst part: plain eggs. I can usually tolerate scrambled eggs with cheese, but plain... I cannot force myself to eat them. How about sunny-side-up eggs? You break the thin layer over the yolk and dunk your toast into what could have been a baby chicken. Or in Napoleon Dynamite, they just drank the eggs raw. Does anybody else agree with me here? Do you eat them? How do you eat them?

My final conclusion: I believe the only reasonable use for eggs is to wash one's hair.

Goodnight.

12 comments:

Jake said...

Eggs are all right cooked over easy then placed in a sandwich with mao and with other foods but plane is kind of grouse I don’t like scrambled the most

LeeAnn said...

What an original post. I'm sorry that I dont agree with you though. I like eggs, they're not my favorite, but I like them. My favorite way of having them is scrambled (sorry Jacob!) with ketchup. Think that's weird? What about rice with milk, butter, and sugar? For some reason the Blackwoods thought that was the grossest thing. Tis quite good though.

Ciao mi darlin'!

Anonymous said...

Ok i'll eat scrambled eggs with cheese, There ok. But scrambled with ketchup? Ew I dont think I could eat that on Fear Factor!

ben? said...

wot's wrong with eggs? I eat them every morning!

SaraY said...

I don't like eggs (usually)either!! Especially not in omelettes but my dad makes them and I have to eat them....:-P. Sometimes I have them with bacon and pancakes or something. I don't know about the hair thing but eggs should definitely be used in cookies and the like.

Andrew said...

you suck, you will never beat me!

Michelle said...

Completely agree. Eggs are not for me. I can't stand the smell, taste or texture! But what's this about washing your hair with it?

Nathan said...

I like eggs. Especially scrambled. Especially scrambled and placed on a bagel. In fact, I think I'm going to make that my lunch right now...

Andrew said...

um, again that andrew wasn't me...and i LOVE eggs...

Nathaniel said...

I really like scrambled eggs.

Anonymous said...

haha i still dont see why u hate eggs thow lol
= P

Shannon Koons said...

I have heard about eggs used as a shampoo. Never had the guts to try it though. I have however used olive oil in my hair. And it works surprisingly.

But alas, I prefer my eggs sunny side up.